Saturday, December 6, 2008

oral areas

After a long night of partying and listening to good music, you may eventually ask yourself, "Why aren't my oral areas happy and put to good use?" Lord knows, this was the very question I asked myself upon the completion of a night filled with dear friends, dancing, too many chick drinks, and (energetic but generic ) pop club music. I went home safely, but not satisfied. My oral areas needed more. I needed more. Maybe I'm just an over-sexed baby in a woman's full-grown body, but I need some freaking pleasure of the oral areas. Let's break this down- first would be sexual, obviously. the mouth is a such a soft, yielding, warm, moist area, and brings pleasure to whichever areas it touches. There's nothing more intimate than a kiss. Other tender things can be soft kisses on other areas of the body that are also enjoyable. The ultimately oral area can be a gentle mouth on a genital area, but I won't go there. I simply can't.

Secondly, the satisfaction of the oral area is not oral alone. It is the atonement of the oral area which comes from the soul. The words which seek flight from a mouth cavern to produce beauteous speech, without which our political system would be beat. Believe in this- happiness in the oral areas is the most blissful. Use your sweet, beautiful mouth to express words of tenderness, love, and devotion. Also use them to defend yourself and protect those that you honor. Words are power, the oral cavity is a mere vector. Let things flow.

2 comments:

Bear Enthusiast said...

i cant wait.. till someone reads, about a gentle mouth area on a genital area... and it totally skews their brain area

Light breaks on secret lots said...

I think your brain area is over-stimulated with the thought of two soft fleshy areas reaching each other in inevitable collisions...... ahhhhhhh